(There's a restaurant not far from here that gives small gifts to children as they leave.  As a result, my kids have a curiously large collection of rubber duckies.  One, in particular, has checkered flags where his wings should be, and is imprinted with the words PIT CREW.  Daughter is getting ready for bath, when she decides she really needs that particular duck...)

3-year-old daughter:  Oh, Lightning McQuaaaack...come out, come out wherever you are...Lightning MCQUAAAAACK...