(We recently had to replace our television.  The delivery people brought it in, but wouldn't put it on the wall mount.  Please note, I'm just under five feet tall and can't mount it without assistance.)

three-year-old girl, looking at the new television:  That TV sure is big enough!  (looks at me) And if YOU were big enough, we could watch it!

(I don't remember her brother being this sarcastic when he was three...)