(while watching Frozen for the 4,124,767th time)
Anna (in the movie, singing "For the First Time In Forever"):  Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone...
four-year-old daughter:  Did she just say, "I hope I don't fart on the dancefloor"?

(well, I suppose in a manner of speaking...)

(I am preparing some fruit for everyone for a snack.)

4-year-old daughter:  I see you have strawberries in a bowl.  I also enjoy strawberries....