Four-year-old daughter (making up a song about Grumpy Cat): Oh, I'm a grumpy cat, and I'm grumpy about everything except cheese, now I have one hundred pieces, what will I do with them all....
Monday, June 16, 2014
4-year-old daughter (hurrying toward the bathroom) I HAVE TO RUN AS FAST AS MY FARTS CAN CARRY ME!
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
4-year-old daughter: AAAAH! Mommy, please come kill the thing!!
Mom: Sweetheart, it isn't a bug, it's just a fuzzy thing. See?
4-year-old daughter: But it was a fuzzy thing with LEGS!
