(My daughter has a set of Sofia the First puzzles.  We're putting them together when she puts Princess Amber's face on upside down.)

Four-year-old daughter:  It doesn't matter if I put this piece in upside down.
Mama: Aw, but now Princess Amber looks all silly!
Four-year-old daughter:  No, now she's a princess zombie looking for more tiaras.

(The weather had been relatively nice until one morning, when it was rainy and cold and threatening to turn to snow.)

Seven-year-old son:  Man, Mother Nature's kids are ruining all her hard work.