three-year-old daughter:  Do my socks match?
Mama:  Yes, they do.
three-year-old daughter:  Aw, phooey.
Mama:  What, do you want them mixed up next time?
three-year-old daughter: (as if the answer were obvious) YES!

(three-year-old daughter is kicking a conduit leading to an electrical box)
Mama: Stop kicking that, danger girl.
three-year-old daughter (stops kicking, but replies): Danger is my duty!

three-year-old daughter (after a piggyback ride down the stairs):  Hahahaha!  I climbed down like a potato!

three-year-old daughter: (every time she sees a dandelion)  Ooh, a wish flower!  (picks it and blows the little puff seeds everywhere) You know what I wished?  That we can play forever and ever!

three-year-old daughter (after a sneezing fit):  I have the bless-yous.

three-year-old daughter (talking to her stuffed bear): Aw, but you're a nice bear!  You don't scare people, and you've never eaten anyone!

three-year-old daughter: (singing a song from Dora the Explorer) I speak Spanish, and English too...
seven-year-old son:  You don't speak Spanish!
three-year-old daughter:  I speak more Spanish than YOU do...