3-year-old daughter, at the jewelry store:  WOW.  Is that a ring or a tiara?

3-year-old daughter:  Pork IS NOT a fruit!

3-year-old daughter:  This isn't stairs!  It's a really bumpy slide.

6-year-old son:  "You might not have noticed, but when you woke me up, I was SLEEPING!"

3-year-old daughter:  "I finished my chips!  Now I can be in the parade!"