(after leaving the customer service desk at the grocery store)
Mama: That lady was really nice to us.
3-year-old daughter:  Yeah, until she wasn't!

6-year-old son: I have a sensor in my pants that tells me where things are.

3-year-old daughter, at the jewelry store:  WOW.  Is that a ring or a tiara?

3-year-old daughter:  Pork IS NOT a fruit!

3-year-old daughter:  This isn't stairs!  It's a really bumpy slide.

6-year-old son:  "You might not have noticed, but when you woke me up, I was SLEEPING!"

3-year-old daughter:  "I finished my chips!  Now I can be in the parade!"

(trying to get ready to pick up my son from school)
Mama:  You ready to go for a ride?
3-year-old daughter:  On elephants?
Mama:  Um...no, we're going to get your brother.
3-year-old daughter:  Can we take the elephants?

(leaving the store in one of those race car carts)
five-year-old son to 18-month-old daughter:  You know?  You were driving like crazy the whole time...

(We were driving back from the store when my three-year-old daughter dropped something.)
three-year-old daughter:  Mama, can you get it?  Please?
Mama:  Let me park, and I'll find it for you.
three-year-old daughter:  Parking is for chumps!

(as we pulled into the parking lot at a local pharmacy)
3-year-old daughter: Do they have pigeon books here?
Mama: No, I don't think they do.
3-year-old daughter: Then what good are they?

3-year-old girl: (after she had pinched her finger) Ow!
Mama: Aw, are you okay?
3-year-old girl: No, why else would I say "ow"?

two-year-old daughter: I'm not really Annie. I just play her on TV.

(while talking about Cub Scouts) Mama: No, this year, you're a Tiger Cub. Next year you get to be a Wolf. And then a bear.
Six-year-old son: And then a Weeble?

Mama: You're my sweet girl, aren't you?
2-year-old daughter: I'm a toddler. What do YOU think?

(two-year-old daughter stumbles through the living room) Mama: You okay, little lady?
two-year-old daughter: I'm walking like a zombie. BRRRAAAAAIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!

2-year-old daughter: if you flush me down the toilet, I am never going to the bathroom again!

5-year-old son: Mama, what does S-M-A-R-T-A-S-S spell?

2-year-old daughter: That truck needs a dog.

2-year-old son: What's that thing?
Daddy: That's the moon.
2-year-old son (bursts into tears): But there's no cow jumping over it!

2 year old daughter: (in reference to her Elmo balloon) He's shrinking! Quick, he needs water!

2-year-old daughter: I'M NOT TIRED. My eyes are just grumpy.

6-year-old boy, while chewing on his foot: I'm fine. I just like tasting stuff.

2-year-old daughter: MAMA! I just gave my bear a bath and now he's all sweaty again!

Dental Hygenist: Do you have a favorite color, sweetie?
2-year-old daughter: Yes.
Dental Hygenist: What's your favorite color?
2-year-old daughter: Elmo.